Latter Half

The Latter Half of Pregnancy:

1. All pants/leggings slide into place just below the baby bulge.
2. Slipping behind someone at a restaurant becomes an embarrassing "get up on your tippy toes so your belly doesn't brush their chair" balancing act.
3. Middle of the night peeing.
4. Early bed times are the new craving.
5. Waiting for the baby to kick is like waiting for your next breath-it's automatic.
6. Your view from the "top" looking down consists of one thing, belly.
7. You'd like to put your shoes on? Take a breath like you're having a hold-your-breath-under-water contest. It's gonna be a few minutes before you get to take in air again.
8. Cereal. Cereal. Cereal. A food group of its own (especially before bed).
9. The MacBook history would show, an obsessive search for names and baby bedding.
10. Walking into a store or restaurant makes you wonder if you robbed a bank. STOP Staring!!!

11. I LOVE IT