-my kids are loud
-mojitos at noon are acceptable and encouraged when husband is out of town
-mcdonald's playplace on a weekday may be sort of an okay idea when you're desperate, but on the weekend it is totally, completely, don'teventhinkaboutit unacceptable
-instituting a zero tolerance policy when said husband is out of town is a bad idea
-ice cream trucks should be stocked with Double Dunker. i would pay a good amount for Double Dunker right now
-sitting on the steps watching the rain pour down was the best and most calm part of our day
-vox friends when you realize you've gone more than 6 hours without adult interaction or conversation
-when playing hide and seek, hide and leave the kids with your parents. you will have at least 3 minutes of peace and your parents will be forced to take over the search
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